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Shipping. Let's talk shipping.
+ Because I am a spiritual person that believes in Karma I try to pick the cheapest option when it comes to getting your bundles to you. Most often packages will arrive to you via USPS. We are friends now; I don't want to cheat you.
+ If you are shipping something to me for repair or rework you'll need to get that. I'll add the return shipping in the final price.
Shipment fees exclude repairs on my products due to manufacturing errors, (that shipment is on me).
+ If you need your stuff faster than standard shipping let me know, but it'll cost ya.
Hey, girl, how do I pay you?
+ Paypal. I'll send you an invoice when your order is complete.
+ I also accept rolls of quarters (coin laundry, man) but that's extra shipping.
+ Local customers can pay in cash, check or credit card.
When will you get off your bum and start my order?
+ Hey, I am very prompt! I get really excited about each and every order so it is my top priority to get your stuff to you as ASAP as possible. Keep in mind, it's just me and my sometimes helper, David, so delays can be possible. I'll keep you updated if that happens, though, no worries.
P.S. I love the post office so once your order is complete it will be shipped out no later than the business day.
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Er... What if I need to return something?
+ Serious face. You are going to love your new thing. If you don't, please let me know and we will chat about getting that straightened out.
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Frequently Asked Questions
You need a little assistance there?
See if these help?
Your prices are too darn high! What gives?
+ This is a two part answer:
1) I studied for a very long time to hone my skillz, sometimes unpaid, often overworked. Loved every minute of it, Aunt Roxie! :)
2) Custom means "just for you". No one else in the world has that piece, baby. It was meticulously built with you and your space in mind.
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I'm from around here. What about deliveries?
+ Most local deliveries can be made after 5pm Monday-Friday. Weekend
deliveries can be made after I sleep in. Contact me for details.
+ In some cases, it may be more rational for the customer to make a
pick-up. That's cool too! Just contact me for details.
Last thing: what is the meaning of LIFE?
+ We were given life to experiance the beauty of the universe. Try not to take life so seriously.
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Still not sure you understand?
Contact me!
I found something I can't live without! Tell me how to order!
+ Head over to the "Contact Me" page and tell me what you want. We will chat about the process of getting exactly what you need. Easy, eh?
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